3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
