I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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