No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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