I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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