your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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