I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Randomize