There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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