I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I feel like abortions should bother me more
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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