O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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