Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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