What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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