awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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