Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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