We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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