do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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