tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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