I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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