grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He did a backflip because drugs
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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