if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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