Christians are straight up FREAKS
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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