I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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