whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I want to have your abortion
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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