There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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