Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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