Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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