I bet he comes in French.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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