no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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