we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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