the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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