you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I had to cum in my sink.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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