he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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