so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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