No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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