So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
