the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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