Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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