...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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