are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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