Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?