Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.