If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.