chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups