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• (313): View more from Michigan

  At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?

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• (818): View more from California

  Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  "Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds

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