Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.