no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head