Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My ATM looks so different sober.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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