i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.