are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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