So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize