is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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