And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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