I like my sex mixed with concussions.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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