chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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