so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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