You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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