I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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