Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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