Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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