Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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