I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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