do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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