I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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