wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...