What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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